I need to stop knowing so much about The Balkans

I most likely already told you this but my friend is from Serbia. The creepy thing is, I know more about Serbia than what he probably expects.
 * 1) Serbia was apart of Yugoslavia
 * 2) Serbia started WWI
 * 3) It was also apart of Republic of Serbs and Montenegrins
 * 4) Serbians are Orthodox. The main reason they hate Croatia is Christianity
 * 5) Serbia was founded in 2006, being one of the newest nations in the world
 * 6) The Serbian language uses 2 alphabets: Cyrillic and Latin.